bitchiestwitch:

be mine

He is gorgeous, talented, hilarious, and directed an episode of Community.  Perfection? He is pretty damn close! ♡ 

bitchiestwitch:

be mine

He is gorgeous, talented, hilarious, and directed an episode of Community.  
Perfection? He is pretty damn close! ♡ 

30/1/2012 . 213 notes . Reblog
Songs to have sex to when you’re feeling:

1. Playful: Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana/Out Tonight - RENT
2. Passionate: Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
3. In Love: Lady in Red - Chris de Burgh/Lovers - The Runaways
4. Horny as fuck: Skweeze Me, Pleeze Me - Slade/Anything Goes - Guns N’ Roses
5. Sleepy/Lazy: Such Great Heights - Iron & Wine
6. Steamy: Lady Grinning Soul - David Bowie

List from heckyeahtumblrchallenges.

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Catherine Tate’s Naked Truth for Gok Teens (x)

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My Dad is in the roof.

Don’t get me wrong, this isn’t just something my Dad does unprecedentedly and without warning.  No, my Dad has spent the entire day in soldier mode on a top secret mission to finally eradicate the ants that have been pillaging our home and tormenting our people for over a week now.  It started as a small operation to prevent the ants advancing any further than the kitchen windowsill.  However, this morning the enemy launched a massive offensive into the dishwasher and several kitchen cupboards, which, while causing mass havoc and the casualties of a few slices of toast and a half a lemon, did tip off our surveillance teams to several suspected entry points through which the ants where appearing.  This in turn lead Dad to retaliate with a full scale, complete over drastic defensive by removing the oven from the cavity, patching up all the holes, surface spraying the cavity, clearing the kitchen, and pretty much spraying the battle field in its entirety with bug spray.  So, now my Dad, in order to ensure that the enemy is well and truly defeated, is laying Ant Rid traps in multiple potential attack zones.  This includes the roof, thus explaining the fact that I am currently sitting in my room listening to my Dad cussing and stomping around above my head.
My life is full of such bizarre riches.
Xx 

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The wonder team of Seacrest and Slum Dog ♡

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♡ My life has been so hectic the last few days…Patrick’s family have all been in Melbourne for the week so I have spent almost every night at his house.  Words cannot describe how nice it was to sleep with him so close, and it was mighty close considering that he has a single bed.  On the Monday I cooked chicken for our dinner and he filled up the spa with candles, TV & bubbles for us so we could watch Community from the bath, proving that he deserves ALL the awards.  On Tuesday we spent the whole day cleaning the house, only to scratch the surface.  On my break I went with Sarah to see a flat her and her boyfriend Reyce are looking to rent.  That night Sarah, Reyce, Hannah & Luke all came over for drinking, munchies and Super Smash Brothers Brawl.  After going home on Wednesday morning, I went back to Sarah’s where we shared two bottles of moscato, watched Vampires Suck, drunkenly cooked a meal & built a pillow fort under the pool table, all before I went back to Patrick’s house again.  Hannah & Luke spent another night, and Patrick & I got some sleep.  Finally, Thursday was spent at Rhys’ Dad’s house for an Australia Day pool party. Rhys, Karalee, Sarah, Reyce, Patrick, Bronwyn and I spent the day lazing in the pool, wearing minimal clothes, eating snags and ‘slaw and soaking up the sun.  Now, I am writing this from Patrick’s sofa where we are in the process of ordering a pizza and taking advantage of the little time we have left before his house is full again & our perfect little world of socialising and playing house shatters.Peace.Xx

♡ My life has been so hectic the last few days…
Patrick’s family have all been in Melbourne for the week so I have spent almost every night at his house.  Words cannot describe how nice it was to sleep with him so close, and it was mighty close considering that he has a single bed.  On the Monday I cooked chicken for our dinner and he filled up the spa with candles, TV & bubbles for us so we could watch Community from the bath, proving that he deserves ALL the awards.  On Tuesday we spent the whole day cleaning the house, only to scratch the surface.  On my break I went with Sarah to see a flat her and her boyfriend Reyce are looking to rent.  That night Sarah, Reyce, Hannah & Luke all came over for drinking, munchies and Super Smash Brothers Brawl.  After going home on Wednesday morning, I went back to Sarah’s where we shared two bottles of moscato, watched Vampires Suck, drunkenly cooked a meal & built a pillow fort under the pool table, all before I went back to Patrick’s house again.  Hannah & Luke spent another night, and Patrick & I got some sleep.  Finally, Thursday was spent at Rhys’ Dad’s house for an Australia Day pool party. Rhys, Karalee, Sarah, Reyce, Patrick, Bronwyn and I spent the day lazing in the pool, wearing minimal clothes, eating snags and ‘slaw and soaking up the sun.  
Now, I am writing this from Patrick’s sofa where we are in the process of ordering a pizza and taking advantage of the little time we have left before his house is full again & our perfect little world of socialising and playing house shatters.
Peace.
Xx

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I will promote everyone who reblogs this before 6:00pm Aussie daylight savings time!

nuances-de-gris:

  • One lucky person will get a screenshot promo
  • One person will get a solo 
  • The rest will be put into lists of five with rates.

mbf nuances-de-gris, no likes and must reach 20+ notes :)

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I LOVE HANNAH SO MUCH!!

She is awesome and amazing and I’m sitting next to her while drunk and she’s just wow!

HOW IS PIZZA A VEGETABLE??!

Hnggg…. blurgh.

BUT YES!! Everyone should love her too!!

HANNAH

This is her… almost ^^^^

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Oui oui oui oui oui oui kill jews!
Sarah, commenting on the fact that the pigs on my pajama trousers look like beret wearing Hitlers.
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Cleaning with Patrick...
  • Me: No wonder you guys hate vacuuming, you're vacuum sucks!
  • Patrick: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!
  • Me: Okay poor choice of words! You're vacuum…blows?
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